This site is best viewed with Netscape... Joke Of The Day 1)A blonde had a near death experience when she went horseback riding theother day. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing outof control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in thestirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her headcontinued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmartmanager happened to walk by and unplug the ride. 2)Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie--*poof*--you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.  Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm losing weight."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...."--*poof*--